One of pit lane's funniest men spent a few minutes with v8supercars.com.au - and we knew he'd be trouble when he walked in.
V8supercars.com.au: If you could race with any Championship driver at Bathurst, who you haven't paired with before, who would you choose?
"Probably Rick (Kelly). We get on pretty well and have a pretty good time out of the car, so if there was ever the opportunity to partner up with anybody I hadn't been with before - I enjoyed it with Chaz (Mostert, last year) so I can't say him - so I'll say Rick."
What do you have on your bucket list that isn't related to motorsport?
"I need to have a think about this one. I don't want to say something of the norm."
Last week Scott McLaughlin said skydiving...
"I've skydived a few times, but you can't be particularly good at skydiving. You just fall out of the sky?
"A tough one. I'm a bloody lucky bastard, I've done lots of cool things."
What about travel?
"I absolutely love travel. I'd love to do, like a Hamish and Andy Gap Year style travel thing, where I try a whole lot of real loose stuff and do some fairly crazy things. I'd love to hire scooters and ride through Vietnam - your readers might thing that's a bit soft. I don't know, but anything that's an adventure I really like doing."
Last sporting event/concert/show you've been to as a fan?
"Taylor Swift. I love Taylor Swift, and I love Jessica Mauboy. I'm nuts about those two.
"The last concert I went to was with my wife, to Taylor Swift - she got me those tickets, and I screamed like the thousands of 15-year old girls I had around me all night... I'm prouder of this than my last answer!"